This was forwarded to me from a flahavin.com associate:

This came straight from woot.com

Lowering the Bar
Some of us can still remember a time when owning an mp3 player elevated you above the unwashed commoners, when it meant you were part of a select elite who were hip enough to dig mp3s and wealthy enough to afford a player. Alas, those days are coming to an end, as prices steadily lower to the point where every Milwaukee’s Best-swilling NASCAR fan is walking around with digital versions of their favorite Nugent albums. It’s positively scandalous.

Take this Sandisk 256 MB MP3 Player. With a ridiculously low price tag like this, all kinds of rabble will stream through the gates into our little mp3-player-owner’s haven, fouling up our manicured lawns and disturbing our sensitive sensibilities. With USB 2.0 connectivity, a digital FM tuner, voice recorder, and 15 hours of playback on one AAA battery, we’d consider buying one of these ourselves – if only the price was higher.
Warranty: 90 days

Features
Plays MP3, WMA, and WMA DRM
Stores over 4 hours/60 songs of MP3; 8 hours/120 songs of WMA music (Playback at 128 kbps MP3, 64 kbps WMA)
Digital FM tuner with 20 preset stations
Voice Recorder with built-in microphone
Create multiple custom playlists
Hi-Speed USB 2.0 port for fast and easy transfer of files
Up to 15 hours continuous playback using one AAA battery (included)
Indigo backlit multi-line LCD display
Dimensions: 2.96 x 1.28 x .82; weighs 39.7 grams (with battery)
System Requirements
Windows 98SE, 2000, ME, XP; Mac OS 9.2x+, 10.1.2+
Compatible with MP3, WMA, and WMA DRM (purchased music)
Intel Pentium PC or equivalent; Macintosh computer with USB support
CD-ROM drive
USB 2.0 port required for Hi-Speed transfer
Box Contents
Digital Audio Player
Carrying case with armband
Stereo Earphones
AAA Alkaline Battery
USB 2.0 Cable

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