Once again, moisture hit the ground in the greater St. Louis area, so therefore the city comes to a stop, and the inability and stupidity of the local drivers comes out. When I first woke up, a Mustang was trying to climb the hill in front the Flahavin.com Headquarters. While the mustang struggled, many cars and trucks make it up without an problems. Throughout the morning, the struggle continued, and I think the person just gave up. The #11 Tundra make it up the hill just fine, without enabling the 4 Wheel Drive, brought to you by (Sponsorship Available for the Flahavin.com tundra 4WD Feature).

Many coworkers commutes took 2 hours to cover a 17 mile trip, and even though we didn’t get all that much snow, and the temperature is still above zero, many schools are closed. I might have to reinstate the “Flahavin Rules of the Road”

Rule 1: Do Not Brake, unless you are within 20 feet of another vehicle, or you are approaching a red light or stop sign.

Rule 2: Get Your Piece of Shit off the road.

Rule 3: Speed Limits are just a suggestion, or as I like to call them, minimum speed during a caution period.

Rule 4: If you see a Black Tundra behind you, Get the fuck out of his way.

Rule 5: If your not maintaining 80mph on the highway, stay out of the left 2 lanes.

Rule 6: Know where your going ahead of time.

Rule 7: Bump Drafting is perfectly legal when done properly.

Rule 8: Bikes should stay on the sidewalk

Rule 9: Turns should be make no less than 25 mph.

Rule 10: There is no need to slow down on the highway when exiting the highway. Slow down after your exit. You have plenty of room and time.

Rule 11: If Its going to slow me down or piss me off, Just don’t do it.

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