If global warming truely exists, then anyone who uses sun screen or sun block is responsible. My “intense scientific studies” have proven that sun block and sun screen are the sole cause of global warming.

For one that choose to not let the sun naturally absorb into their skin, that person is in fact causing energy(or heat) from the Sun to reflect from their person, and go into the earth’s atmosphere to heat up the planet. So anyone that wears sun screen/block, global warming is your fault.

I demand that everyone stop using sun screen/block. Hell, I don’t use that stuff, and I’ve got a kick ass tan now! Urge your local retailers to stop selling these lotions causing the suns energy to warm the earth instead of your skin. Without the masses absorbing the Sun’s rays, this planet is doomed.

Al Gore, Where are you??? Quit worrying about ManBearPig, and raise the awareness of the dangers caused to the planet by using Sun block/screen.

As a human, we are all responsible for absorbing the sun’s energy. The thought of skin cancer is just liberal bullshit. If no action is taken, the hurricane season in 2008 will will be 2x the magnitude of 2007, just like 2007 was much worse than 2006 as predicted by the “scientists.” The use of sun protective lotions will make Katrina look like a Georgia Rain.To help join the fight against SBS-GW(Sun Block/Screen – Global Warming) contact the Flahavin Political Action Committee!

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